50 Shades of Grain
*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*
I’M 600% DONE.
OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test
I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.
MY REAL OTP
I nearly spit Coke on my students
you are my hero, random fandom teacher
RANDOM FANDOM TEACHER
Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work
it’s the cutest cup :3
i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl
Your cat bowl has nothing on my
u wanna go
have a taste of my cat teapot
Bro, get a look at my
Biatch please, I have a gang.
It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados
KEEP THOSE JEANS ALIVE
Everybody knows the pain of shopping for a decent pair of jeans, and the even greater pain of losing a really good pair to a hole in the crotch. Sewing torn denim back together is not a thing that nature intended, because the world is a dark, cruel place.
But I wasn’t gonna stand for that! I’m playing God, I thought. I’m fixing these jeans, and the laws of nature can go fuck themselves. And then it worked. Here’s how to do it:
- Buy some Shoe Goo from your local CVS or something. It’s pretty cheap and you can glue basically anything with it. I glue the soles of my shoes back on with this stuff.
- Sacrifice some mistake jeans to make a patch, and glue that patch to the inside of your jeans. Glue it down real good. Do this in a well-ventilated area because Shoe Goo is toxic stuff until it dries.
- Let it cure for 24 hours, and then put your jeans back on and flip God the bird, because you have just performed a miracle. You have saved your favorite jeans from certain garbage-canning.
One tube of glue is enough to save a lot of jeans, plus some shoes on the side. The patch holds up pretty well in the washer/dryer, and is only a little stiffer than two layers of denim would be anyway. Boom.
i threw out a pair of jeans that had worn through right on the butt and to this day i’m still sad
Sherlock AU: What if Moriarty’s bomb at the pool exploded? Whilst Sherlock miraculously survives, the same can’t be said for John.
last name: blogger, first name: shitty
i dont blame you its truly the greatest
i love how some girls are soft and delicate and wear floral dresses and how some are fuckin hardcore and have short hair and are rad as hell and how others are a mix of the two
girls are so great